Salman

Well, he doesn’t drive because his driver was driving, but Salman got a speeding ticket and his driver’s licence was confiscated…well, not his licence, but his driver’s drivers licence…does that make any sense?

I feel sorry for Salman, he’s having a tough time. First, he kills some homeless guy on the street, than he kills sume endangered bucks, then he feels neglected because Shahid Kapoor and Kareena Kapoor didn’t suck up to him, and now he has these pesky police trying to stop him from driving his black car quickly.

You see, I don’t really know much about cars, except that some are pretty and some should be set alight. An Audi A4 is so pretty, especially the black one…so if you’re a guy with an Audi A4 and you’re not TOO ugly, call me. Or even if you are ugly, call me anyways, I’m sure I could organise a paper bag from somewhere. No, I’m NOT shallow, I just appreciate God’s creation’s, especially the pretty black machines.

Oh, and Salman was driving 61kms per hour in a 40 zone…whoop-de-doo! And anyone having their holidays or going anywhere this weekend, have a safe trip, don’t drive like Salman :-D.