Saif

Saif Ali Khan has split up with his Italian girlfriend Rosa what’s-her-surname. She has returned home to Switzerland after living with Saif for a few years. Here’s some comments from both sides.

“Rosa and I have decided to part ways. Yes, she has gone back home. That’s the gist of all I want to say at the moment.”

“I don’t want to talk about the split. Certainly, I am disturbed. Wouldn’t anyone be?”

Guess who said what? No-one really knows why they split up, but there’s rumours about his growing friendship with Amrita and her ambitions to break into Bollywood, which hurts poor little Saify’s Ego, Awww, shame. I kind of doubt that she’ll ever make a name for herself though, because she’ll always be connected to Saif Ali Khan. Don’t believe me? Do you know her surname? Do you?

Am I supposed to care about all this? This is nothing compared with my break-up from my online boyfriend! That was really tough, he kept calling me and calling me and calling me, but I wouldn’t answer the phone. I really was angry with him; even though he was my online soul-mate…we were going to have virtual babies! –SOB-