Salman Khan 2

Well, DUH! I mean, it’s not really normal behaviour to drive your car into a shop, unless you want to commit suicide…or because Pikachu told you to (don’t laugh, it happens) but Salman Khan’s infamous car crash that killed one and injured four in 2002 was due to soberness…or Salman’s lack thereof.

The manager of the pub where Salman was seen drinking testified in court and related how Salman, brother Sohail and a few other people were having drinks at the bar until they left. Aw, I really don’t think it was the alcohol…maybe Salman isn’t a very good driver…or maybe he thought his car could fly Harry Potter-style…or maybe he’s just really stupid. You know what? It probably was the alcohol…yeah, it’s not good for you. Learn from Salman kids, don’t drink and drive.