Rani and Mum

While other Bollywood actors are pledging to give up smoking (Saif, Shah Rukh, Preity), Rani just can’t seem to give up the bad habit, because it…ahem, helps her bowel movement in the morning.

Ok, that’s disgusting, why would anyone want to report that? Why am I even writing about it? What’s wrong with the world?

The actress is reportedly pressured by her mum to give up and she pretends she has, but sneaks a cigarette in the bathroom every morning. Rani also keeps breath freshener and deodorant around her always, in case she needs to do a quick cover-up. Don’t forget the hand-lotion Rani, fingers give away the smell really quickly. No I don’t smoke, I’m just informed.