Now I get to make fun of Abhishek…Fatty, hehe
Author: tigger // Category: Abhishek Bachchan, Aishwarya RaiFatty Fatty Boom-Boom! That’s my new name for Abhishek Bachchan. I’d never discribe Abhishek as a hottie in any form, the only thing he has going for him is that he’s tall, which is kinda rare in Bollywood. But did you see how pudgy he was in Dhoom2? Especially compared to the hot bod that was Hrithik? And what was up with his clothes? I mean, he dressed like a bad tourist…and I don’t mean bad tourist in saying that tourists are bad people, that would be discrimination. What I mean in that he dressed like a bad stereotype of a tourists…I use big words like stereotypes…that means I’m clever, like Einstien.
Oh, before my head gets too big, I should get back to my blog…umm, what was I saying? Oh, ya, Abhishek is expected to lose wieght before his empeding nuptauls…nuptuuils…nuptuels…er, wedding. Apparently, he’s supposed to match with Aishwarya, meaning he’s expected to look like an anorexic hooker…which is how Ash looked in Dhoom2, her supposed “Hot” role.
Why is marraige such a topic today? You don’t think it’s a sign that I’m getting married, is it? IS IT?!?