SoggyCornflakes - Bollywood

Ok, so my last reports were wrong (damn that monkey in the alley, he lied to me!) and Salman Khan was not invited to the wedding of the year…um, month…um, week. Yeah, that’s it, it’s the most important wedding happening that week.

SantaBanta reports that none of the Khans have been invited to the big day, including all the Big Khans (Shah Rukh, Salman and Aamir) and the Little ones (Saif Ali Khan, Zayed and Fardeen) and the behind the scene Khans (Farah and Sajid Khan, Feroz Khan). Is it just me, or does Bollywood have ALOT of Khans?

Oh well, it’s supposed to be a private affair, so there isn’t really a point to inviting them. I mean, Shah Rukh will probably get drunk and go around promoting whisky, Salman will bring Katrina and show her off while making innuendo about his relationship with Ash and Aamir will sit there, glaring at everyone because he hadn’t had a hit movie since Fanaa. And then there’ll be a huge food fight, well, because that’s the best way to end a wedding.