I don’t know how much this has to do with Bollywood, but since today is a kinda slow day for news, I’m gonna blow your minds with this mind-blowing piece of news. Get this, Cows…can…be…hot! Huh, what you mean they can’t?! Of course they can, when they’re paraded around naked and given points. Guys who do that are hot, why can’t cows be? Those luscious udders, those wet long tongues, those dreamy eyes…Bestiality? Never heard of it!
To get back to the news, about a 100 cows were paraded on a cat-walk in the Orissa University of Agricultural technology, and were given points in categories such as milk production, external contour and obedience. Wait! That’s nothing like normal beauty pageants! Where’s the thongs?