SoggyCornflakes - Bollywood

I’m sure you’ll all admire my cutting sarcasm. It’s so sharp, it can cut diamonds…that’s why my night job is a jewel thief. Except replace ‘night job’ with sleeping and ‘jewel thief’ with stealing Cheetos from my mum. So I sleep and steal puffy cheese snacks, that’s multitasking for you right there!

Speaking of multitasking and the inability to do so, let’s talk about Kareena Kapoor. If you’ve been reading this blog for a while, you’ll know I totally hate Kareena and am hopelessly in love with Shahid Kapoor, so I didn’t appreciate The Other Guy’s comments yesterday. Though I do admit that if Shahid and Kareena kiss like that, they might as well be compared with performance art. They perform, we throw up and let’s call the vomit art.

So I’m way off topic now. Kareena will be acting in Jab we Met (When we Met) with minimal make-up, because the director finally decided to take a hint from reality and realise that when people go on trains, they are not dressed like hookers, or made up like one’s either. Though seeing Kareena without make-up is almost as bad as seeing that video below.

Imtiaz Ali, the director, says

“Have you ever seen people wearing heavy makeup while traveling? In fact, people don’t like applying any makeup…Kareena is one of the few heroines who looks good without makeup.”

I assume he was drunk when he said this. Koi sharam aani hain, pee ke interview dena! (You should be ashamed, drinking and giving an interview!)

Hehe, I said pee!