Ha! Did you see what I did there? I’m a freakin’ word wizard baby!
Long has been the rumor in Bollywood circles that the only reason Katrina Kaif is employed is due to the fact that she’s doing the producer’s friend (Or the guy that threatens the producer). Despite Katrina’s repeated insistence that this is not the case, rumor’s continue to dog her but she lost her cool on Zee Music when it was suggested that she only signs films after getting an A-Ok from (former?) boyfriend Salman Khan.
Katrina irritably told the journalist,
“Salman is not my secretary”
Awww… Shucks. It must hurt knowing that the only reason you’re getting big offers in Bollywood is because you’re screwing the producer’s buddy (Or the guy that threatens the producer).
And don’t say anything about Namastey London. The only thing that that movie proved was that Katrina can’t speak Hindi very well and has the emotional range of a penguin.
So there.



December 19th, 2007 at 7:19 pm
I’ve only seen her in Sarkar and don’t remember her at all. Poor little penguin.
December 19th, 2007 at 7:35 pm
I am not surprised you don’t remember her, Beth. She is totally forgettable. Useless poser as an actress.
December 19th, 2007 at 8:34 pm
You know guys, if she read this, she might totally burst into tears. Good thing she doesn’t read…
December 19th, 2007 at 8:46 pm
You would think, that by now, Katrina would realize the film-going public and others have figured it out, why we have her foisted on us. Every time she meets a reporter it is the same provocative question, aren’t you employed simply because of Salman, or Akshaye…….