SoggyCornflakes - Bollywood

Kareena Kapoor is apparently under a great amount of stress. The star of Omkara and Main Prem ki Diwani Hoon (I just can’t forget this movie, and until I get back my wasted 3 hours, I shall continue to hate Kareena Kapoor and Hrithik Roshan), is supposedly buckling under the stress of her breakup with the pin up boy for “Girls who have pedophilic tendencies but are scared to bring them out in the open”, Shahid Kapur, as well as a string of flops to her name.

She is looking gaunt and skinny and instead of her usual charm and allure (santabanta.com said this… not me!), she seems to be answering questions with pre-scripted responses. Santabanta.com misses the old Kareena.

Unlike my fellow writer… I am not mean. I shall sympathise with Kareena Kapoor. Ms. Kapoor, I’m really sorry for all the circumstances that have led to you not being an arrogant B****. I hope and pray that these circumstances will be improved so that I can go on hating you in the near future.

See? I can be sweet!