SoggyCornflakes - Bollywood

A while ago, Kareena Kapoor was having a well-documented cat-fight with Bipasha Basu that involved the occasional boyfriend-sniping and dissing, at least from Kareena’s side. Bebo claimed that Bip’s boyfriend John Abraham was an expressionless actor and she wouldn’t ever act with him. Guess what, throw a gal a few million rupees and she’ll even act with Bugs Bunny. Wait, I’d pay to act with Bugs…he’s like the most super-duper coolest rabbit ever…I get this strange feeling that I may need some sleep. I’m sure the feeling will pass though, as soon as I stop seeing spots on my screen.

Now back to Kareena and her sad little lust for cash. Um, wait, I think you got the gist of the story anyways. After Jab we Met, Kareena is in demand again…so, her newest co-star will be John Abraham and now Kareena can really show us how expressive she is. Hopefully not by acting like an idiot though. Kareena has done an about face to John however and is willing to do another movie in her 2 crore (20 million) deal with Shree Astavinayak, saying,

“I have no problem with John. I liked the basic idea and approved it but will hear the detailed script in Goa.”

Technically, she’s telling the truth. She doesn’t have a problem with John…she just has a problem with his face. Personally, I don’t see anything wrong with his face…no, I’m not drooling!

You know what, I’m gonna update more during the day. I just write crap so late at night. My apologies…will return with better posts and more interesting news later. Toodles.