SoggyCornflakes - Bollywood

I thought Koffee with Karan was finished, but apparently it isn’t and the final episode will feature the golden and annoying couple: AbhiAsh. I’m sure everyone in India and with access to the show will be tuning in, because who doesn’t love Abhishek Bachchan and Aishwarya Rai. No, I’m not going to answer that, I’m supposed to be objective.

So Karan Johar will be ending off his hit talk show with a special episode that features AbhiAsh and possibly Amitabh and Jaya Bachchan. Aw man, I could see the possibilities in this episode.

Karan: Welcome to the last episode of my great show. With me I have Aishwarya Rai and her beautiful husband Abhishek Bachchan.
Abhishek: -laughs-
Aishwarya: I think you mean it the other way around Karan.
Karan: No, I don’t.
Aishwarya: Oh…
Abhishek: -laughs-
Karan: So tell me how you’re finding married life.
Abhishek: -laughs-
Aishwarya: No, it’s really great. Just having that one person you know will be around for the rest of your life. Just knowing that you’ll be together forever…forever…it’s so great.
Abhishek: -whimper-
Karan: No darling, I’m sure it is brilliant. So tell me what’s the plans, any gorgeous Abhishek Juniors in the making?
Abhishek: -high-pitched giggle-
Aishwarya: No Karan, not just yet. I’m concentrating on my career right now and unless Aunty Jaya wants to quit Bollywood, I don’t know who would look after the babies.
Karan: Well, we’re looking forward to them when they do come. So Abhishek, you’ve been quiet…how is it like waking up next to the most beautiful woman in the world?
Abhishek: -bursts into tears-

I could carry on like that for a while, but better things call. Well, not really, but let’s just pretend I have a life and I’m not spending the next hour in the library.