SoggyCornflakes - Bollywood

Lot’s of crap today, so I’ll be updating later on in the day as well. Let’s talk Bollywood! Yay! Um, no-one call the police please, I’m not on drugs, I’m just really happy and you can’t begrudge a girl some joy.

Anyways, Kangana Ranaut hasn’t been in the news for a while, but now she’s in there because of a visit to her great grandfather. Yes, very exciting news I’m sure. Are you guys strapped into your seats? Good, you should be safe, in case you fall asleep. Kangana tells us the story:

“I was told to immediately come and see my 100-year old great grandfather.

I presumed the worst and immediately left my dubbing for Anurag Basu’s Metro to attend to my great-grandfather (my father’s grandfather) only to be told that the old man is fine. They just wanted me to visit him.”

“He wasn’t talking or eating much. Since I was his favourite great grand-daughter my father immediately called me. So here I am, taking an unscheduled holiday much to Anurag Basu’s annoyance. Unfortunately my sister isn’t allowed to fly because of her health problems. I had to leave her behind in Mumbai with my best friend.”

Kangana is also living the simple life, reading the works of a Swami that promotes simple living. So she’s given up on spicy food and boyfriends, wow, that kind of Indian doesn’t like spicy food? Though she does say that if she got a boyfriend, he would be her age:

“It’s very embarrassing to be linked with men who are much older. Please, when I do have a boyfriend he’d be someone I can look in eye, not look up to.”

Ya, whatever. While I do think dating a much older man is quite gross, there’s nothing wrong with respecting your boyfriend. And I’d rather that he was taller than me so I could look up to him. Guess she wants a guy as short as her.