SoggyCornflakes - Bollywood

As in they’re done. I needed an interesting headline.

Bollywoods golden couple John Abraham and Bipasha Basu have decided to call it quits. The Brangelina of Bollywood (If Brad Pitt had a wonky eye and Angelina Jolie looked terrible without makeup) called it off just before Bipasha left for an awards gala in Yorkshire and John headed to Hyderabad to shoot for Nagesh Kukunoor’s Aashayen.

Goal (The fake Bollywood one) director Vivek Agnihotri informs that John did not recommend Bipasha the director had asked John to recommend a few actresses Priyanka Chopra topped the list, Bipasha’s name didn’t even figure in his recommendation, which led to him being pissed off when Bipasha was roped in.

You know I can’t blame John. If I was expecting to make out with Priyanka Chopra and I got Bipasha I’d be pissed off too. It’s like asking for a Fillet Mignon and getting a piece of doo-doo. And not even nice doo-doo. Stuck Up arrogant doo-doo. That needs makeup to look like Fillet Mignon. But even than Fillet Mignon is waay hotter… ummm… where was I going with this?