Jade Goody

This story is only vaguely Bollywood related but it’s not important enough to put in the celebrities section. Anyways, the pig-impersonator Jade Goody has fired her agent because he signed her up for Celebrity Big Brother.

The 25-year-old tearfully dumped her agent John Noel in his London office recently. Yeah, that makes so much sense, because after all, agents bring out the racist tendencies in all of us. The next time I decide to go on a racist rant, remind me to blame it on my agent and then fire him. Because that’s what E-List celebs like me and Jade Gooody do.