“I’ll sue the b****!” : Shilpa

Author: The other guy  //  Category: Shilpa Shetty

The above quote is in regards to the wife of her reported lover Raj Kundra. I’ll admit that some of the words in the above quote may have been lost in translation (Or changed by an unscrupulous reporter looking for visitors… whatever).

After Kavita Kundra (What is it with Indians and Alliterations?) accused Shetty of being a homebreaker Shetty replied saying,

“After having been the subject of unwarranted media speculation in the past 48 hours, I feel the need to express my absolute shock at the way there is negative publicity…from someone called Kavita Kundra.

I do know Raj Kundra as he was introduced to me three months ago regarding the perfume as he is a business associate. I met with Raj in the capacity of the perfume deal and we have had discussions and meetings regarding finalising the perfume S2 which released in stores earlier this month.

My understanding is that Raj and Kavita’s marriage was over a year ago and they have filed for divorce and have been living separately for over a year. I met Raj Kundra 3 months ago in a business capacity, so where the question of me breaking up her marriage arises this is impossible.

“My culture and upbringing does not permit me to break marriages and I am the least interested in knowing or hearing anymore about her. If she continues to TARNISH my name out of any insecurity or otherwise, I will consider taking legal action as I see no reason why my name is being dragged into this mess.”

You know, I COULD choose to believe Shilpa. But I won’t. Because it’s so much cooler to think famous people have no morals. What would I do, if all I heard was that after shooting her scenes for the day, Shilpa went home, did puja, took a bath and sat and talked to her parents until 11PM, before she massaged their feet until she went to sleep.

It’s so much more exciting to think that Shilpa Shetty goes to nightclubs after shooting and picks up random married guys just to piss off their wives. Think of her as an Indian wife stealing superhero if you will.

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