Hrithik to ruin Rambo…

Author: tigger  //  Category: Hrithik Roshan, Ram Gopal Varma

Hrithik Roshan is set to take up the role of action hero, Rambo, in a movie directed by Ram Gopal Verma, as the first part of his three flick deal with Adlabs. The film is to be set in Afghanistan.

A source within Adlabs says,

“Yes, Hrithik’s three-film deal is finally on. Adlabs had an old understanding with John Matthan for his film Shikhar and that’s why he has been signed for a film with Hrithik.

The second film will be directed by Ram Gopal Varma and he has been paid a huge amount to direct the film. Ramu is currently working on the script. It’s supposed to be a stylish action film, based in Afghanistan.”

I can see it now. Rambo bursts into a crowded cave attacking lots of stereotypical bearded males wearing turbans, incidentally they all choose to attack him one by one. Then Rambo inexplicably tears off his shirt and breaks into a dance. A dance with strong homo-erotic undertones.

Than he makes out with a chick… just… because…

Thanks for ruining Rambo, India!

One Response to “Hrithik to ruin Rambo…”

  1. dhakaboy Says:

    HRITHIk gonna set stage on FIRE wid RAMBo role he is PERFECT 4 dis he wud suite better than da ORIGINAL…

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