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Do you know the ABC of safe sex? Abstain – Be Faithful – use Condoms. India has one of the highest caseload of HIV-positive people, with the majority of them being paid whores…oh, sorry, I mean prostitutes…oops, sex workers. Damn political correctness!

Ok, so Hollywood actor Richard Gere, telling the sex workers of Mumbai to refuse sex without condoms. I guess that makes sense, since prostitutes who abstain and are faithful would be pretty useless whores…I mean, imagine going up to a prostitute at a street corner and asking her how much and she says “No…I wait for marriage.” Because that’s what I do, stand at street corners and refuse sex, that’s real class right there!

Jokes aside, HIV/AIDS is a serious matter, be safe people…If you have to be a whore, be a safe whore. No, I’m not just saying that because I haven’t had sex…I could have had sex literally a million times if I wanted, that’s six 0’s people, I’m THAT hot! Guys want me, I’m telling u! They’re just can’t come close to me due to my extreme hotness. Scientists have informed me that if the sun burns out they’ll make ME the centre of the Solar system, and by scientists I mean my teddy. Because he’s White. And Whites are scientists.