SoggyCornflakes - Bollywood

Shah Rukh Khan’s wife has finally decided to take advantage of her filmi connections by appearing in Farah Khan’s upcoming Om Shanti Om. Mrs. (Shah Rukh… I’m pretty sure Farah is straight) Khan is also producing the film and will appear in the end credits sequence.

Farah Khan says,

“She was supposed to shoot for me for Main Hoon Na too, but last time she ditched me because she was too shy to come in front of the camera, but this time she finally agreed. She said she’s doing it only for me but I am sure her husband had something to do with it since she’s the official producer of the film.”

That’s all you have to do, to get a part in a stinking Bollywood movie? Be Shah Rukh Khan’s wife!!?

So all those hours I spent posing naked outside Farah’s house were… for nothing? How could she?!! Especially after she called in an audience… getting my hopes up and all.

Sure the audience were the police. And sure they didn’t exactly “watch me” (Unless “watch” suddenly means “beat savagely with big sticks”… because if it does … They watched me for ages). But still… I thought it meant something.