SoggyCornflakes - Bollywood

You know, Devdas is one of the most pointless movies ever…it has no happy ending, no point and no redeeming features, except telling you not to drink enough to give yourself liver disease and not getting married for money, because in the end your husband won’t love you and he’ll lock you up for still being in love with your childhood sweetheart. Very important life lessons, those are, yes.

But if you liked Shah Rukh Khan and Aishwarya Rai in Devdas, don’t watch Sudhir Mishra’s version, because you won’t see Devdas die. Well, that would make sense since it’s supposed to be set in modern times and so it’s unlikely that someone will die from cirrhosis because there’s liver transplants now, something that Shah Rukh Khan didn’t have the privilege of.

Also, this time around, he really will hook up with Chandramukhi, using the tried and tested method of getting over an emotional and heart-wrenching break-up with your girlfriend: Sleep with a hooker.