SoggyCornflakes - Bollywood

Katrina Kaif is using her boyfriend’s reputation and temper to make sure that she gets her way every time. Katrina is taking advantage of dating one of Bollywood’s Khans and whenever she feels that she’s being innapropriately treated or not being given enough importance (in her mind) she’s quick to call Salman Khan who’s even quicker at yelling at designers, directors or whoever is giving her problems.

In a recent incident reported by the media, while filming on the sets Katrina was upset because her costume did not fit her. She summoned her costume designer who with remarkable indiscretion and brutal frankness told Katrina that the poor fit was on account of her flabby figure!

Understandably, Katrina lost it! We were not there but she may well have looked like the similarly named storm that hit New Orleans. She immediately picked up the phone and asked Salman to ‘resolve’ the problem.

Her tears and trauma at being called ‘flabby’ aggravated Sallu so much that he immediately came to the sets and screamed at the designer.

I can imagine it, Katrina clinging to Salman’s shoulder, sobbbing “He called he fat!”. He strokes her back, and whispers something in her ear, she lifts her head and smiles a beautific smile “Really? Ok, you hold him and I’ll punch him in the stomach.”