And the story changes…again. Bipasha Basu admitted before that she and Manchester United footballer Cristiano Ronaldo had kissed, but it was very friendly and platonic. Now she says it wasn’t a kiss, just an ear-whisper caught at the wrong time.
“The photograph is not doctored, obviously somebody clicked us on a cellphone, but we were just dancing in a crowded disco. This is not a kiss! I cannot even say I was drunk and don’t know when and how this happened. Ronaldo had leaned over to say something in my ear, and the camera caught him at that inopportune moment, that’s what this is…All the joy of that meeting with my favorite footballer has evaporated,”
Ok, well, me and my team of trained photographic genius monkey’s have examined the pictures of Bipasha kissing Crissy…well, they didn’t seem like a kiss exactly…but he was whispering a bit too close to her mouth. I don’t know…it could have been the start of a kiss, or the end of one. Why do all these almost kisses happen when someone is whispering in some-one’s ear? It really isn’t that difficult to work out. My monkey’s say they were kissing…end of story, Bips talks crap.



