Slow news day, if you couldn’t tell, so I’m forced to tell you about Bipasha Basu’s sister giving birth to a baby girl and Bipasha is so excited by the prospect of shopping for a baby girl.

“I’m so happy. Because now I have both a nephew and a niece. I can buy the sweetest girlie things for her. And that’s so much more fun than shopping for a boy. I was bored of buying Spiderman and power-ranger kits. Now I can buy the bratz and the barbies for my niece. I’m so excited.”

Ummm, yeah. I really hate Bratz. It’s like we’re trying to make a generation of little whores. Yeah, I’m being a bit harsh but I still think that kids should stay kids as long as they can and the voluptuous Bratz seem to be showing girls a different side of womanhood…like Telletubbies. They’re making a generation of reatarded kids. Ah, the good old days…No, I’m not that old!