SoggyCornflakes - Bollywood

Kind-of an old story, but I really didn’t wanna write bout Amitabh/Abhishek/Ash, which seems to be the Bollywood news dominating the airwaves. Yeah, they’re getting married, yeah, Ash had to marry a tree, yeah, they’re the most boring couple out there, but frankly my Dear, I don’t give a damn. Onwards to more interesting and shallow couples. It’s well documented that Kareena Kapoor never got on with Bipasha Basu, and she and her sister frequently called her a “kalli billi” (Black Cat) and she has now drawn her boyfriend Shahid Kapoor into her little cat-fights by calling Bip’s boyfriend John Abraham an “Expressionless” actor and prompting Shahid to say that Kareena would never work with John in a movie. As much as I love Shahid and hate Kareena, I have to poke fun of them here. Bipasha Basu has embraced her complexion and has left Kareena in the dust. Kareena, what’s the point of being a fair b---- when you can’t act for toffee? And Shahid, cute as you are, John is hot…though I’d say they’re about equal in acting skills. He’s older than you, show some respect!