SoggyCornflakes - Bollywood

And by couple, I mean they may want to kill each other. That's what couple's do, right? New lovebirds Kareena Kapoor and Saif Ali Khan have already stepped forward and shown their love in public: By getting into a fight at a nightclub that left Kareena in tears. But I think they made up when Saif promised her a big diamond. There's something about sparkly jewellery that makes girls smile...even vampire-esque girls like Kareena. But there's a whole bunch of conflicting reports floating around saying that Saif is looking for a pretty diamond ring for someone special. Bet you it turns out to be his mother. And Kareena's spokesperson (of course) says that the couple never ever fought, so basically this post is a bunch of crap and you should stop reading right here. ... Didn't I say stop reading? No one listens to me! -Bursts into tears- Quick, someone buy me a diamond bracelet to cheer me up!