SoggyCornflakes - Bollywood

Yes everyone, the time is drawing nearer! The royal couple of India are about to get married! Oh my God! Oh my God! I wasn’t this excited when Charles and Diana got married…though on the other hand, I was still a baby when they got wed, but that’s not the point! I mean, Ash and Abhi, the golden couple of Bollywood are tying the knot! What should I do? Go pray a bit? Light a few fire crackers? Nah, I think I’ll just stay and write some crap here. Seriously, what’s the point of having such a high-publicity wedding when the wedding itself is low key? It’s like Brad and Angelina getting married in an alleyway behind MacDonalds. A wedding isn’t a real wedding unless there’s noise, glamour, excitement, food-fights and gatecrashers…their wedding will be lacking in all that, so instead of talking about this boring excuse for a wedding, I’m going to stalk Shahid…he has to pick up my calls one of these days!