SoggyCornflakes - Bollywood

Playing a bad actor? Wow, I wonder who should do the job? Arshad Warsi of course, he’s a terrible actor! Ok, well, I’m joking, he’s not, he’s quite funny. But he’s funnier on-screen because his jokes here are quite unfunny. Get a script-writer man!

The funny-man will be acting in a new movie, a remake of some other movie and it will be called Shortcut. Get it, shortcut? Because the director is taking a shortcut by not making an original movie. Yes, I get puns.

“You see, in a film to be produced by Anil Kapoor I’m supposed to play a very very bad actor who becomes a very very big star.”

“It’s a genuine dilemma. Am I capable of playing a bad actor. Can I even fake such a horrific circumstance? But jokes aside, I’m looking forward to this film because I team up with Akshaye Khanna again after Priyadarshan’s Hulchal.

Akshaye plays a film director. But my role is to die for. I play this super-sleazeball….cunning, corny and capable of going to any extent to get my way. On top of it all, my character is terrible at his job,”

“Playing a bad actor will be as tough for me as dancing badly. Believe it or nuts, Raj Kumar Hirani forced me to dance badly in the first Munnabhai film because my character was supposed to be rather clumsy. I guess if I managed to be convincing as a bad dancee I can swing the bad actor. But it’ll require all my acting skills, ha!”

Haha Arshad, you’re such a witty monkey.