SoggyCornflakes - Bollywood

It is my great pleasure to inform you that Kareena Kapoor is a hobo, a tramp, an unemployed person. She seems to be on a non-stop train to cinematic failure. She’s made some good career choices, but now she’s making bad choice after terrible choice.

Times of India say

It is evident from the fact that she has been unceremoniously dropped from all her projects. She has been replaced in Kismet Talkies after Hrithik Roshan refused to work with her, then she walked out from Harry Baweja’s Love Story 2050 because she wanted to work with Shah Rukh Khan in Ram Gopal Varma’s Time Machine .

Unfortunately, Ramu decided to shelve the film after he had a fall-out with Shah Rukh Khan.

Thereafter, Kareena made a conscious effort to get back into Karan Johar’s camp and finally they agreed to work with each other. Kareena was signed for Tarun Mansukhani’s film opposite Abhishek Bachchan, but she was again replaced by Karan Johar because Bachchan Jr didn’t want to work with Kareena Kapoor, or anyone else from ex-flame Karisma Kapoor’s family.

“Kareena called Karan and spoke to him at length about this film. But Karan seems to be caught in a crossfire. He can’t afford to upset Abhishek Bachchan by pleasing his friend Kareena. It seems that Kareena is really upset with Karan, though she refuses to admit it in public,” says our source.

Thereafter, she signed Shyam Benegal’s Chamki Chameli , but due to some creative conflict, she was replaced by Urmila Matondkar. In fact, Madhur Bhandarkar had offered her Konkona Sen Sharma’s role in Page 3 which she had refused, and later on she also turned down Shyam Benegal’s film because she thought that she was not mature enough to play that role.

When we contacted Shyam Benegal, he refused to comment, stating that it’s too early to talk about the project. In fact, Kareena had signed Mani Ratman’s film Lajjo with Aamir Khan and she even lost weight to fit the character’s profile.

But Mani has had some problem with Aamir Khan and the film has been postponed till the time they can both work amicably with each other.

Isn’t that flippin’ hilarious? I mean, stupidity is one thing, but Kareena takes the cake. This isn’t as stupid as the time I thought it would be clever and sell ice on the net. It was a great idea, I mean, who doesn’t want big blocks of ice? Sculptors, fakirs who practice self-control by sitting on them, people who eat ice like me…I guess my clever marketing ploys didn’t work…who knew that throwing ice blocks at people’s cars didn’t encourage them to buy some from you.