SoggyCornflakes - Bollywood

Don’t you hate the class show off? The one that would claim that they failed an exam terribly and then walk around with an 88% paper saying how unexpected it was and they never even studied. I hate those guys…Kareena Kapoor is just as annoying though, except her tactics are a bit different. After a few months of poverty and flop-films, she had stopped attacking other actresses/actors or telling us how great she was, and frankly, that was a relief. Just like when the annoying kid with the exam paper fell down the stairs and broke both his legs…I had nothing to do with it…except it was my bag that he had fallen over…it was a co-incidence, promise. Well, just like how I felt when the kid made a full recovery is how I feel now that Bebo has found her feet again and is pissing us all off again.

Mumbai Mirror: Many young ones are breathing down your neck. Priyanka, Bipasha… Kareena: I said 'actresses' Mumbai Mirror: They are actresses… Kareena: I only consider Rani to be an actress.

Besides herself of course. Is this as painful for you to read as it is for me to write? Kareena is as good an actress as Britney Spears is a parent…nuff said. I can’t wait for her next movie to be a flop so things can go back to normal. And that’s it for today. Have a good day everyone, I’m off. Until tomorrow, Salaam Namaste!