Everyone wants to be a super-hero, and everyone wants Hrithik to play him…but since he’s unavailable because he’s playing Krissh again, I guess Shah Rukh Khan is the next super-hero.
Why him? I don’t get it. There’s so many other guys that could play a superhero…but I guess Shah Rukh was a cool Don.
Yeah, not much else to say. More later.
Well, not really, but just a really devoted friend by the name of Govinda. The actor has slowly been building up his name again in Bollywood after a few years out of the industry and he has new pal Salman Khan to help him along.
“After Partner I’ve been indirectly offered another film by Sohail. I’ve been told about it by Suniel Shetty’s secretary George. I don’t know what the project is, and I don’t care. I’d do anything for the Khans blindly.
When I was down and out they could’ve given me any role, I’d have happily accepted. They instead gave me a parallel role to Salman in Partner. “
Salman and his family have seriously accepted Govinda into their family and he refuses to take any money for the projects he’s doing with them.
“I refused to accept any money for Partner, although they kept insisting. I won’t accept any money for this new project either. Does one talk money with the people who have embraced you as a brother?
Sohail and Salman are largely responsible for my second innings. When I didn’t take any money for Partner, Sohail drove a Mercedes into my residence and gifted the key to my wife. Who does these things in this industry?”
For their next production Govinda is adamant. “I won’t take a single penny. Yes, it’s an emotional decision. What’s wrong with being emotional? I wish I had met more people like Salman and Sohail earlier in my career. Itni khudgarzi dekhi, itna pyar bardasht nahin hota.”
True friendship or true Bollywood drama?
There’s still no official confirmation that Bipasha Basu and John Abraham are broken up…or still together. I’m getting tired of this couple, they’re becoming the new Abhi-Ash, excpet in this relationship, the guy is better looking.
Bipasha Basu goes on about how everyoe is so obsessed with her life (we’re not) and how we pay so much attention to her personal life (we don’t) and how she won’t talk about her issues to the media (which she does).
“Let them say what they like. My life is mine alone. I’m answerable only to myself, my family and my close friends. Beyond that, does it really matter? What I’m doing in my personal life shouldn’t be of any consequence to anyone except me. I mean no harm to anyone. So why harm me with such endless speculation?”
“Precious news space shouldn’t be wasted on such trivia. There’s so much more worth writing about. From now I won’t discuss my private life in print.”
Whatever. She’ll be back by the end of the week talking some other crap.
It’s always charming when two D-List (No negotiation) “stars” hang out with each other. It’s like, a fairy tale. Except replace the prince and princess with failed actors.
That’s what happened yesterday as Sienna Miller apparently danced up a storm with Dino Morea.
Morea said,
“She’s a fabulous girl, lots of fun to be with.
“She’s a foodie and loves Indian cuisine, especially chicken tikka masala.”.
You know, I read this story on Sky’s showbiz website… and they described Dino as a “hunk”… And… I just don’t get the appeal.
Like sure, if the chick is a World of Warcraft fan and likes being with trolls than yeah… cool.
But a normal chick? I don’t see it man… I don’t see nuffink!
Shilpa Shetty, the C (Maybe B) list Bollywood star who shot to fame after her stint on Celebrity Big Brother, is currently in London to promote… umm… India (Shocking).
Shilpa says,
“Cultural respect and encouraging a deeper understanding of Indian traditions through a celebration of diversity, art, dance and food is obviously an issue close to my heart, which is why I am delighted to be a part of these events.”
Quite so. However when asked to talk at length regarding the Indian traditions that she’s apparently fond of, journalists were told that they would have to pay for the interview. And pay through their asses at that, with her asking price close to 20 000 Pounds.
So people are expected to pay 20 000 Pounds to speak to a C (Maybe B) List Bollywood actress? And it’s not like we don’t know what she’s going to say…
SoggyCornflakes exclusive Shilpa Shetty interview:
SC- Hi Shilpa!
SS- Hi SoggyCornflakes.
SC- So, tell us about your racism incident.
SS- I don’t really think there was any racism.
SC- But you cried, and you said “is it coz I is Indian?”
SS- It was a misunderstanding.
SC- Miss Shetty the camera doesn’t lie… So you believe that Jade Goody and co. aren’t racist?
SS- No, just misunderstood.
SC- We hear, you stole a womens husband recently. Is this a tactic to catch up with fellow B Grader Sushmita Sen.
SS- I did no such thing. It’s a purely professional relationship. Although I feel terrible for his estranged wife.
SC- You said it’s a professional relationship…So… you’re a hooker now?
SS- No, but I feel sorry for the plight of prostitutes all over the world.
SC- Well maybe you can give them some of the money you earn from these interviews.
SS- No, I’d rather not. I am a saver (read: miser). But I will support their cause.
SC- How?
SS- By smiling and waving at premieres. Also every second word I speak will be hooker.
SC- OK, than… Thanks for your time
SS- No Hooker Problem. Hooker bye!
See? And I got it for free man! She’s so predictable! It’s like speaking to a computer! Unless (shock) Shilpa Shetty’s a fembot!
Yes, that’s a big duh, but Kangana couldn’t get any songs shot in the hills of Manali (which I have no clue where they are) because of the rain.
“But our joy was soon gone when it began to rain. Bobby Deol and I were stuck in a tent in the middle of nowhere for almost a week.
We’d rush out as soon as the rain stopped. But as soon the camera was set up and we got into position we’d have to rush back into the tent. I must’ve lost at least four kgs just running back and forth to beat the rains. “
So the director decided to stop trying his luck with the rain and decided that a song in the rain would work…good idea, except then it stopped raining and started drizzling instead, which doesn’t look that great on camera.
Kangana will be flying to Mauritius in the hope that no rain will follow them there. Just sun, beaches and cold, cold water…sounds like fun.
Once again, I’m mislead by false reports. It’s disgusting how people take advantage of my gullibility! They should be ashamed…or maybe I should be ashamed for writing whatever crap I read online…but c’mon, it did look like Bipasha Basu and John Abraham were over…I mean, he didn’t even press charges for invasion of privacy and stalking when I hid in his shower (no, I was not singing)…that means he’s keeping his options open, right?
Anyways, the two maybe-lovebirds were seen eating together at a Mumbai restuarant, after John returned from Pondicherry and I guess they had alot to talk about…like Bipasha cheating on John…or John cheating on Bipasha…seriously, they make a brilliant couple. Maybe they were just discussing the new Harry Potter book? Which sucks by the way, even though I’ve only read 12 chapters so far…I know it’s not going to end well.
Salman Khan has been known for his bad boy image off the screen, going on random jaunts where he has to kill someone, whether its a beggar sleeping on the street or an endangered buck. Salman just needs to kill something that no-one really cares about, preferably drunk.
The drunkeness doesn’t extend to his movie career though as the actor refuses to kiss his co-stars on screen. It’s a motto that he’s taking to Hollywood as well, by telling his Marigold director that he didn’t want any kissing scenes.
Willard Carroll says (regarding Salman’s no-kissing clause):
“That’s right. Out there in the West, it’s different, but the culture in India is different, and I respect it. Salman came and told me, ‘what face will I show my father?’ Now, who can argue with that?”
Noble words…I’m sure Salman’s dad is very proud of him refusing to kiss…but apparently drinking and murder are A-Ok! Wow, Salman’s dad is cool.
Is there not enough bachelors out there that Shilpa Shetty has to have rumours floating around about her with a married man? A married man with a new baby girl? A married man whom she only met a month ago?
Whatever…Shilpa can screw around with whichever ugly git millionaire she wants. The fact that he’s got a few million in the bank makes no-never-mind to her. I’m sure she loves him for his brains, his looks, his personality, his business savviness…yeah right.
The actress has been spotted with the businessman at the recent IIFA awards and he helped her with her new fragrance…I don’t know if he financed it or if he just stood there sniffing the fumes and getting high.
We all know Karan Johar is so in the closet, but he occasionally peaks out to make a flop/hit movie with undertones that are supposed to make us accept gay people…no offense Karan, but seeing to guys together just freaks me out and won’t change how I feel about you when you come out of the closet.
Saif Ali Khan is playing no part in Karan’s new gay-tinged movie, which is about an Indian guy posing to be gay just so he can have female room-mates. Saif isn’t that comfortable with the role, so pulled out with the official explanation being that he has no dates for filming,
That role has now gone to John Abraham…let’s see how gay he can be.