SoggyCornflakes - Bollywood

The actress has been reported to be pretty superstitious, resulting in some added K’s and letters to her name…or something like that…seriously, would someone please explain that to me? If I changed my name to Tigggger, would I be any cuter or smarter? I think not, I’d just be stupid! With a really stupid name.

Also reports have cropped up that Nisha was kicked out of Good Luck because she was throwing her weight around…that is only acceptable when you’re a big name actress and not otherwise. But Nisha is quick to refute the rumors saying that she had never been on the set and had just had a discussion to sign for the movie, but had refused because of conflicting dates.

Oh well, no story there. Actresses are so boring sometimes.

Bechhaari Preity Zinta. During the filming of Jhoom Barabar Jhoom, she got really exhausted due to the straight shooting for three months and those abominable loving fans. Man, I hate those fans…they just mill around you, but don’t notice you, even though they should because you know you’re famous.

“We were located at the same place in London for such along time. We were there for three months at a stretch, and I was there right through.

Soon the number of spectators began to swell and got out of hand. It was very important to wrap up our work asap. Fortunately Shaad works very quickly. But it was hectic and tough. I remember we shot Kiss of love in the freezing cold.

Once during one of the lavish sequences Shaad turned around to say, ‘This is the most expensive film I’ve shot. Saathiya and Bunty Aur Babli were lavish. But not like Jhoom Baraabar Jhoom.’

You know Shaad has the typical boarding-school enthusiasm. Everything is the best, biggest.”

Well, too bad money doesn’t make a good film. I still haven’t watched the movie, but I’ll act like I’m the biggest movie buff around. Oh, and for those who don’t get the picture caption, it means “I’m tired”.

Salman Khan isn’t really good at keeping in my good books, because just as he starts being kinda bearable to the point of likeable, he says something so dumb I wanna beat him up. I might be able to do it too!

Salman says that he feels sorry for Paris Hilton, who’s just about finished serving time in prison for being clinically retarded…ahem, I mean, for driving without a license.

“When you are in there, there is no one more important than you. You have to handle being alone. You have to love yourself. Everybody should get this time to be alone. It will make her a stronger person.”

Salman, you killed people and went to jail…at least Paris didn’t do that. And as for everyone needing some time alone, well, most of us don’t need to go to jail for that. Just go camping, connect with nature, lock yourself in your room, whatever.

As sad as I am having to admit it, Ayesha Takia isn’t having the greatest of fun in Bollywood and know one knows why!

The actress walked out of a production with Aamir Khan (a stupid movie in the industry, since Aamir’s movies always tend to be hits) and now has also refused the role of Jasmine in a Bollywood production of Aladdin. She hasn’t given any reasons…the film stars Retiesh as Aladdin, and Amitabh Bachchan and Sanjay Dutt also have roles. So something must have gone really wrong for Ayesha to say no to the film.

Things sure ain’t looking good for Ayesha.

Oh, and just to let you know. SoggyCornflakes Celebrities and Bollywood will be out of commission during the weekends, due to the fact that I’m on holiday and I may have something that closely resembles a life…I’m not sure, but I think it’s a life.

Well, we always knew that Katrina Kaif and Salman Khan were just out to use each other, their relationship is one big publicity stunt and this little quote from a recent interview of her’s proves it.

What about your personal life? Everybody says that you are marrying Salman this month…
(Interrupts) I can’t stop people from writing what they have decided to. Many actors are not accessible but I am. Why don’t people call me up before writing things which are not true. All this is nonsense. I am working. I am happy.

Few days back, 500 people gathered outside Salman’s residence thinking that he was marrying you that day?
Sometimes, people get carried away in excitement.

Do you believe in the institution of marriage?
I think that everybody does.

Have you and Salman discussed marriage?
Let’s talk something else.

Yeah, so Doctor Tigger says:
1. Katrina could really be wanting to get married to Salman, and she’s throwing everyone off her tracks.
2. Katrina is not marrying Salman and they wiill be breaking up soon.
3. I just don’t care

And thank you to the absolutely funny, witty and smart SoggyCornflakes writer who kept my blog up to date while I was lazing around…I mean, studying.

Well, that’s not what she says…but why should I believe her? Everyone’s a liar. But I do have an issue with Rani Mukherji being accused of breaking Aditya Chopra’s marriage…well, because Aditya is kinda ugly…making good movies does not get you chicks! But apparently the rumours continue that Aditya and Rani got engaged in a secret ceremony…attendants included Anupam and Kirron Kher, who both have no idea why I kept stalking them and asking them what had happened.

Someone said:

”Rani is not a home-breaker. She is not dating Aditya Chopra. If Adi is going through a rough patch in his marriage, that is his problem, not Rani’s. She shouldn’t be dragged into it,”

So…um yeah, I guess that’s it.

Meaning that she didn’t wanna throw up when she saw him dancing, like the rest of us did. I haven’t watched it yet, but with a cast consisting of Abhishek Bachchan and Bobby Deol…I pass. And it got mostly crap ratings, so I really pass. But Abhishek is trying to change my mind.

“Even while we were shooting Jhoom..we knew the humour, being so unprecedented, would take time to find its groove among the audiences. Shaad and we all knew a lot of the audience wouldn’t get the point. But we were sure Jhoom would find its level. If you remenber, Bunty Aur Babli too unsettled the audience initially.”

I would like to point out that BaB was entertaining and no-one came to see you in it.

And apparently new wifey Aishwarya thought Abhi was really good in the movie, yeah, who cares what she says?

Mrs. Bachchan, Aishwarya Rai, said in an interview that she’s delighted to be part of the Bachchan khandan.

Santabanta reports

On marrying Abhishek she says that she is very, very glad about it and feels blessed, to be married to her best friend. They share immense love and mutual respect for each other. Her father-in-law and mother-in-law, treat her like their daughter.

I guess that confirms it. Aishwarya Rai is a bitch. Any girl that has a guy as her best friend is definitely a bitch… Either that or Abhishek is a homo…

It doesn’t really matter to me… either one is good.

Reports of a break-up with Bipasha Basu have apparently left John Abraham “wounded”.

The star of soft-core porn flick Jism, is reported to be furious with reports that link him away from his lady love.

A “Close friend” (Don’t you love these close friends, they’re close enough to get the inside scoop, but not close enough to feel bad about selling the story) says that John heard about the rumours while filming Nagesh Kukunoor’s Aashayen.

“That’s when it dawned on him that someone or some people are definitely trying to create problems between him and Bipasha. He’s now seriously worried because Bipasha is the finest woman he has ever met.

Forget about leaving her, John wouldn’t do anything to hurt her.”

Yes, John. I’m sure there’s someone out there who’s life goal is to break you and Bipasha up. I’m sure the guy has nothing better to do with his life, then destroy the superficial relationships of C-Grade Bollywood Actors. Yes indeed-y.

(It’s me)

Former Miss India (Behind Priyanka Chopra and Lara Dutta… don’t ask how… only in India) Dia Mirza says that she and Kunal Kapoor are just friends.

The two were reportedly dating, but now Dia has come out to quash the rumours…

You know, when people say stuff like that… It means they got dumped. Wasn’t she begging Kunal Kapoor to take her out a couple of months ago?

The way I’m talking about Kunal Kapoor, it’s as if I actually know who he is… but I don’t. Until I know better I assume he’s some Indian guy… If you haven’t noticed yet, my powers of deduction are amazing.