SoggyCornflakes - Bollywood

Actor Shah Rukh Khan is really showing his support of the simple life and has recently bought his kids a 60 Lakh (6 Million) rupees car. Yes, that's not expensive...with India's exchange rate, it must cost the same as a McDonald's happy meal. Oh wait, it doesn't...it's like $70 000. WHAT?!? Who paid him so much for shaking with emotion on screen? A Source says:

"Shah Rukh has recently bought an Audi A6 car for Aryan and Suhana. Shah Rukh who already has five foreign-made cars wanted a safe and state-of-the-art car for his kids. The car has been delivered to him yesterday. The car is in the league of the most luxurious cars. Shah Rukh himself uses a BMW, which he is very fond of,"

Audi A6? That's my car! Ok, it's not, I love all pretty cars. Seriously, his kids can't drive yet. Shah Rukh, you're supposed to buy them a car when they turn 16, not 6!

Former Boxer Mike Tyson (who's expanding his expertise beyond boxing and ear-biting) got a taste of Bollywood by doing a feature in Fool N' Final. Now he thinks he'd like to work some more in the industry and has spoken about his admiration of actress Shilpa Shetty.

"It's her beauty, grace, wit and the way she carries herself...There's something about her that can make anyone go weak in the knees"

Well, it's always flattering to have someone talk about you that way, but it's Mike Tyson! I'd take compliments from Hitler more acceptingly...ok, maybe not. Because Hitler was an evil evil man...and Mike Tyson, well, I'd rather not talk about him.

Why not? Slavery is totally fine in my book. Ok, just joking. Seriously, it's all very wrong and the only way you can buy a person is to buy a girl (or a guy) lots of expensive and beautiful things. That's perfectly legal, though very very shallow...no, I'm not superficial! I care about what's on the inside...of your wallet, that is ;-). No, joking, seriously...I don't care about money or looks or status...I just want a good guy...Wait, this blog isn't about me, is it? Oh well. IndiaFM reports:

Lara Dutta’s trip to the UK for an awards ceremony proved to be more than just a fun trip. The leggy actor was invited by the Medical Aid Association in the UK to speak in the House of Commons on human trafficking. She claims to have had a great experience speaking in front of the ministers and not only this but she also got an opportunity to visit the Queen’s Gate. Lara readily agreed when the association asked her to actively contribute against human trafficking. Lara said that she will provide her complete support for such a serious concern and that she would love to make use of her celebrity status for such a noble cause. Before this, Lara also has been associated with the UN for working towards global causes.

Yeah, that's a good cause. End of story. Toodles, until tomorrow

Rani Mukherji has really expanded her roles from the cute and glamourous to the slutty and whorey... From her portrayal of an "exotic dance" in Mangal Pandey - The Rising, she's playing another prostitute in Laaga Chuneri Mein Daag. And another one is Saawariya (Journeys)...Are you trying to tell us something, Rani?

Wow, two C-grade actors have a tiff. How very sparklingly interesting. Co-stars Kangana Ranaut and Bobby Deol (from Shakalaka Boom Boom) had a bit of a problem on set, regarding Kangana's dancing skills or lack thereof. I don't know how Kangana dances, but I know Bobby can't dance for toffee. So it's a bit rich coming from him that Kangana can't dance...and get this Bobby. A gal just has to show some skin and most people (usually boys) don't care how she dances. A guy can't get away with bad dancing...because then...well, he'd just look like me...and you activate my retch reflex pretty well. Guys who I can watch happily dancing...Hrithik Roshan and Shahid Kapoor...that's it. Everyone else should not dance! And maybe SRK...but that's really it! But Kangana felt that Bobby was right in critisizing her, so she enrolled for dance classes, yippee for her.

Lol, that's such a random thing to do, but I guess Himesh Reshammiya wants to be the Michael Jackson of Bollywood and do many strange things on a whim. The singer went to a dargah to offer prayers but couldn't get in when fans recognized him...he left in a hurry to avoid the crowd. Later on, he came back to the dargah wearing a burqa (veil used my Muslim women) and offered prayers then without any interruptions. I guess he was praying that his new film isn't a complete flop...pray more Himesh, pray alot more.

Who would have thought that Tabu and Upen Patel would have hooked up...but apparently, they did! The two met at a club, and just from a few chats (and probably a few drinks), the two got really cozy and left the club kissing. I just wanna point out that she is 10 years older than him...so let's all give one big "EWWWWWWWW". There, now I feel better. But I do have to say that Tabu has no taste...I don't care what you lot say, Upen is over-rated in looks and acting. Having a nice body does not make you hot...and that chin dimple...another EWWWW! Tigger speaks, so my conclusion is right, always.

Well, no-one really cares, but Riya Sen apparently has a really hot boyfriend. Unfortunately, the world has not seen the mystery man, we just know that he's very very very cute. The wonder-man is supposed to have bought Riya a very expensive phone and only they know the number... Ummm, wouldn't it have been cheaper if he had just got her a new sim? And until I see this mystery hottie, I won't believe he exists. It's like me with my ex-online boyfriend...he could have been hot, though in all likelihood, he's a 4"5 midget running around in a superman costume. Yup, that's what me and my friends suspect.

How random is that? Why would anyone want to be like Kareena Kapoor...I guess there's no accounting for taste, since actress Soniya Mehra insists that her role model is Kareena. Or maybe she wants to reach the dazzling heights of stardom that Kareena reached? Well, that's so the wrong spirit in Bollywood...she wants to be a has-been before even being an actress. Soniya looks uncannily like...ummm, whats-her-name...the actress in Tere Naam...Bhomika Chawla! Yeah, and that's me done for the day. Toodles.

Kangana Ranaut is not happy being a talentless hack...now she's going to be a talentless nightingale. The actress has taken up the hobby of classical singing, hoping that she can add something new to her resume.

"I wake up religiously at 4 in the morning to get ready for my riyaaz. My guru is Amitabh Chakraborty. He arrives on the dot at 5 in the morning. And we start practicing and go on for a good two hours before I leave for shooting." "I'm sick and tired of people complaining about my dialogue delivery. I didn't want to just take diction and voice classes. That's why I decided to kill two birds with one stone. I'm grateful my Guruji agreed to teach me at this age. He says one learn classical singing either before 13 or after 40. I don't fit into either category. But stubborn as ever, I insisted. And now Guruji is very happy with my progress."

That's it, if Kangana is learning to sing, then I'm going to take those flying lessons I always wanted...everyone be afraid, be very afraid.