No, I won’t bow to the pressure, just because very news and Bollywood site is writing about the golden, doesn’t mean I have to! I refuse to write about their crummy wedding and hand-embroidered saris and dance sequences, I won’t! I won’t! I won’t!
Ok…I guess I’ll have to…sob…they got me! Why won’t Aishwarya and Abhishek leave me alone? Why won’t they just keep their “private” ceremony private, so I don’t have to write about it…You know what, this is all I’m writing today on this subject. This is my own form of passive resistance…I’m like Mahatma Ghandi, winning the hearts and minds of the poeple by not eating…except that I’ll be eating…lots and lots of meat…Yummy!
Well, me neither, but who says I have to agree with Shilpa? Seriously, there’s only two stories doing the rounds today and one is of you-know-them’s wedding and I refuse to discuss it until it’s all over. Anyways, Shilpa Shetty is outraged at the Indian public’s reaction to what she calls a harmless incident in good humour that happened with Richard Gere (look at yesterday’s Celebrity blog if you wanna read about it).
She accepts that he’s from a different culture but his intention was not to offend Indian sensibilities. She’s right and Indian’s just want to make a controversy out of nothing. Bigger things are at stake and Richard Gere was raising awareness for AIDs, this a huge thing for India, which has been hit hardest by the pandemic. Now not only are Indian’s stupid, but they’re giving a terrible impression to the rest of the world. True, it wasn’t as bad as the time I mooned the entire UN while waving the old South African flag and yelling “White Power!â€. How was I to know they didn’t have a sense of humour?
Ok, I’m just being nice, no-one wants to kiss him. Well, starlets who want a go in Bollywood are willing to liplock with the serial kisser himself. Sayali Baghat is a former Miss India World (2004) and first woman to kiss the now-married man in the new romantic thriller The Train.
Everyone assumed that once Emraan got married, he’d be keeping his lips to himself, but I guess it will take a divorce threat to make sure that Emraan stops kissing every lady that steps onto screen with him. Emraan said previously that his wife Parveen didn’t have a problem with his on-screen kissing, but I’m sure there’s a limit to how much a wife can share her husband with another chick.
Yes everyone, the time is drawing nearer! The royal couple of India are about to get married! Oh my God! Oh my God! I wasn’t this excited when Charles and Diana got married…though on the other hand, I was still a baby when they got wed, but that’s not the point! I mean, Ash and Abhi, the golden couple of Bollywood are tying the knot! What should I do? Go pray a bit? Light a few fire crackers? Nah, I think I’ll just stay and write some crap here.
Seriously, what’s the point of having such a high-publicity wedding when the wedding itself is low key? It’s like Brad and Angelina getting married in an alleyway behind MacDonalds. A wedding isn’t a real wedding unless there’s noise, glamour, excitement, food-fights and gatecrashers…their wedding will be lacking in all that, so instead of talking about this boring excuse for a wedding, I’m going to stalk Shahid…he has to pick up my calls one of these days!
I’ve always heard that quitting smoking was the hardest thing for anyone to do, but hearing that Saif has quit and plans to stay smoke-free sounds pretty sceptical. I mean, celebrities were never really known for their self-control.
But Saif declares that he’ll remain healthy after suffering from a blocked artery and has managed to not smoke since he left the hospital, even though he’s been suffering from withdrawal symptoms. Saif says that the real test will be when he goes out with friends who smoke. I should really inform you Saif, that real friends won’t smoke around you. If you want a new friend, I’m here. True, you’re kinda old for me and your nose is huge, but I don’t base my friendships on appearances…just money.
I don’t usually make it a habit to talk about new movies here, only about the actors in them, but this movie just looks too cute for words. And the soundtrack is brilliant! Ta Ra Rum Pum stars Saif Ali Khan and Rani Mukherji who play a husband-wife pair with two kids.
Siddharth Anand (the director) says:
‘‘The film is about a top car racer in the US and his family which goes through the extreme high and low which all families go through,’’
It’s a Yash Raj film, so don’t expect anything too freaky and keep a box of tissues at hand. Usually it’s only Shah Rukh that can make me cry, but hey, you never know!
Just for your own reference, I like the “Ta Ra Rum Pum” and “Hey Shona” songs from the soundtrack.
It seems like a true Bollywood actress comes out once she has done an ad for Lux soap and now Priyanka joins those ranks (along with the unfortunate Kareena Kapoor) and has been paid some whopping wads of cash to record a new ad for the soap brand.
Though the matter is being kept under wraps and the cosmetic company is planning a lavish launch, the buzz is Chopra has apparently been paid a staggering amount of money to endorse the beauty soap.
Is it just me, or are Lux girls getting the same kind of treatment as Bond girls in Hollywood? They will forever be remembered by their dewy fresh skin just like the Bond girls are remembered for their fresh guns and skin-shows. See how many similarities there are?
Yeah, I have a few reasons for disliking Kareena. She stole my man Shahid, she ruined the ‘It’s Rocking” song from Kya Love Story Hai (below, the video). I can’t watch it, I have to listen to it, but I put it in to torture you guys a bit too…the choreography and Kareena are all terrible! And finally, not only is Kareena arrogant, she’s stupid!
“Yes, I’m arrogant, but only with what God has gifted me with _ my talent and demeanor, which are raw materials for filmmakers to mold as they please.”
Kareena, I hate to break your bubble, but you can’t act, you’re not pretty and the only reason you’re in Bollywood is because you’re a Kapoor. It’s like me saying I write for SoggyCornflakes because I’m a good writer. Hah, I wish! I have connections baby and that’s how a real woman accepts things! Enjoy the video below…nice song, crap Kareena.
Awww, this is just so sweet! You know, I never really liked Salman Khan but he’s starting to grow on me…in a nice way, not in a flesh-eating disease kinda way. Now he’s pulled a Princess Diana and has gone and visited some sick kids in Jaipur, India. He visited a school for mentally and physically challenged children and spent the day with them.
The kids sang some songs from Salman’s films and he danced to a few numbers. He also donated 2 television sets and some DVD’s of his movies. Ok, that was nice of you, but couldn’t you have kept the self-publicity for later, Salman?
Ok, so my last reports were wrong (damn that monkey in the alley, he lied to me!) and Salman Khan was not invited to the wedding of the year…um, month…um, week. Yeah, that’s it, it’s the most important wedding happening that week.
SantaBanta reports that none of the Khans have been invited to the big day, including all the Big Khans (Shah Rukh, Salman and Aamir) and the Little ones (Saif Ali Khan, Zayed and Fardeen) and the behind the scene Khans (Farah and Sajid Khan, Feroz Khan). Is it just me, or does Bollywood have ALOT of Khans?
Oh well, it’s supposed to be a private affair, so there isn’t really a point to inviting them. I mean, Shah Rukh will probably get drunk and go around promoting whisky, Salman will bring Katrina and show her off while making innuendo about his relationship with Ash and Aamir will sit there, glaring at everyone because he hadn’t had a hit movie since Fanaa. And then there’ll be a huge food fight, well, because that’s the best way to end a wedding.
