To join the Afghanis, I’d like to say that the Indians are crazy too…or at least the dudes in State Transport Department (STD…hehehe, get it? If you don’t, you’re stupid, because STD’s are hilarious, unless you got them of course, because then you’re just gross, or dead…).
Ummmmm, what was I saying? Oh ya, the State Transport Department –giggle- wants to get rid of all the semi-cool stunts and fast driving that happens in Bollywood movies because of the unsafe driving and fatalities that occur when youths try to copy the stunts…so a movie like “Dhoom2†would be just Ash saying “like†every few seconds, and Hrithik would just be this buff dude who like to dress up, and would be accused of being gay. Because fast cars make people not gay…medically proven fact, believe me.
The STD is so stupid! I mean, everyone knows fast driving doesn’t kill people, death kills people. You lot have to ban death in movies, and then watch those fatality figures fall.
My friend’s brother’s friend’s uncle was gay, but then he bought a Ferrari... and now he’s totally not gay anymore…See? See? I told you so! (Although he died during the first drive…)
