SoggyCornflakes - Bollywood

Ummm... yeah... well this is really a website and we don't really do those things... you could...ummm... y'know... try the street corner... Oh! what? OK MOVIE hit... yeah, piss off now. Lemme speak. Anyway, according to santabanta.com Ash has only had 3 hits after 33 movies... As far as I know these hits were Me doing Ash, Me doing Ash again and me not being able to get it up... But I really haven't been watching Bollywood movies for that long. Anyway if Umrao Jaan isn't a hit (and neither is Dhoom 2 and neither is Guru) than Ash won't have a hit... which is like saying if I don't manage to get to sleep with Petra Nemcova (or Adriana Lima or Fernanda Tavares) than I'll still be a virgin... yeah... that's the gist of the article.